Title: Many Magi
Fandom: Firefly (AU Bible-fusion)
Featured Characters: Mal and Kaylee
Pairings: Kaylee/River/Simon
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers/Timeline: Vague for "Safe," explicit for the first couple of chapters of the Gospel according to St. Matthew.
Warnings: Incest.
Disclaimer: Joss's, God's, not mine.
Notes: Written as backup for alixtii in 3_ships 2008 (written in 2009). Originally posted here.
Summary: Everyone's seeking treasure of a different kind (maybe Kaylee's the wise one, after all).
Wordcount: 1603

( 'Not one step further,' Mal says )

Title: "Duh"
Fandom: Buffyverse RPF
Pairing: Nicholas Brendon/Michelle Trachtenberg
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dirtybadwrong.
Disclaimer: Completely untrue made up lies.
Notes: Written in prettylightsfic 2008 for biggrstaffbunch, who requested this pairing and "baddirtywrong post-rehab/divorce empathy for Nicky." Originally posted here.
Summary: In difficult times, some friends are more obliging than others.
Wordcount: 1376

( Ohmygod, seriously, Nicky, call me anytime )

Title: "Foggy Evenings We Have Known"
Fandom: Tamora Pierce - Circle of Magic universe
Featured Characters: Briar Moss and Trisana Chandler
Rating: G
Spoilers/Timeline: Post-Will of the Empress. No spoilers for Melting Stones.
Disclaimer: The characters and the universe belong to Ms. Pierce.
Notes: Written in yuletide 2008 for quesera_fics. Originally posted here.
Summary: Tris takes a study break.
Wordcount: 1221

( the room was small and cramped and smelled faintly of rotting medicinal herbs )

Title: "Downhill From Here"
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Marital infidelity
Spoilers/Timeline: After S8. Ish.
Notes: For prehistoric_sea in the Catchallathon.
Summary: But he makes hungry where most he satisfies -- Shakespeare, alt.
Wordcount: ~1000

( when they were younger )

Title: My Cup Runneth Over (Old Song, New Translation)
Fandom: Firefly/Serenity
Featured Character: Shepherd Book
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers/Timeline: Assume through the film.
Summary: Five rungs on the scale of perfection.
Notes: This is a remix of And Yea Though I Walk... by were_lemur. It was written for the remixthedrabble 2008 challenge. Originally posted here.
Disclaimer: Some of it belongs to Joss, some of it belongs to werelemur, some of it belongs to me, and all of us belong to God.
Wordcount: 5 x 100 words = 500.

( Book's first confessor... )

[nb: Prop 8 passed. Some of these are more hope than fact. There's still work to be done, and someday, the whole multiverse will participate in equality marriage.]

Equality Marriage

Connecticut:
[BSC, Mary Anne/Kristy (Mary Anne + Dawn). G. After all these years, still my only. For ctorres]
( yay CT! )

Atlantis:
[SGA/AtS, Fred/Elizabeth. G. An issue of deepest importance. For inlovewithnight]
( Yay Atlantis! )

The Union of Allied Planets:
[BtVS/Firefly. River/Tara. PG. A promise means forever. For neon_ethos. This drabble has been remixed as Understand by ebonypsyche]
( Yay Alliance! )

Colorado:
[SG-1. Jack/Daniel. PG-13. Sometimes it's hard to remember; some things you never forget. For tresa_cho]
( someday, Colorado! )

United Kingdom:
[BtVS. Giles/Xander. (Willow + Xander), G. Second time charm. For realpestilence]
( separate but equal is not actually equal, UK )

Califrellingfornia
[BtVS. Anya/Willow. PG-13. Maybe if Willow made a wish? For azarsuerte
( you are on NOTICE, California )

Title: "FlyboyFlygirl"
Author: wisdomeagle/Ari
Fandom: Stargate 'verse
Pairing: Sam Carter/John Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rough sex, casual sex, exhibitionism.
Spoilers/Timeline: AU at the beginning of 8/1.
Notes: Backup fic for skinscript in sg_rarepairings. Prompt was "Carter on top. (Non-con okay, any location okay). (ps: this is not NaNo. Nor is it cracky birthday fic, or cesty birthday fic. sadface) Crossposted here/
Disclaimer: I totally don't own them.
Summary: You know what it's like when everything goes wrong?
Wordcount: 1550

( so now what do we do? )

Title: Europride 2008
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairings: Xander/Ethan, Xander + Willow friendship
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers/Timeline: Post-series, no comics spoilers
Disclaimer: Joss's, not mine.
Notes: For katrinatoc in the maleslashminis Xander Round. She requested this pairing with Stockholm Syndrome, teaching, and happiness.
Summary: The summer of 2008, just one lucky coincidence after another.
Wordcount: 1100

( They're not Pride kind of people )

World's slowest writer, y/n?

A year ago this past July y'all requested drabbles in which Giles had sex with various people. These are those drabbles... yep. And you thought I forgot! There are no comics spoilers here. Pls not to be giving me any.

A drabble is 100 words.



[Giles/Buffy. High school. PG-13. Table (we'll talk about it later). For hermionesviolin]
( Cross Purposes )

[Giles/Faith/Willow. S3. NC-17. Library (lifetime in a moment). For thelastgoodname]
( Life, the Universe, and Other Injustices )

[Giles/Buffy. R. Raspberry (on anyone else this vest would be hideous). For queenzulu]
( See Me )

[Giles/Buffy. PG. Set sometime early. Twilight (but the dawning of our love). For glimmergirl]
( Twilit )

[Giles/Buffy/Faith. PG-13. S3 (There are no) secrets. For cadence_k]
( The Good Kind of Hurt )

[Giles/Remus Lupin. Harry Potter crossover. NC-17. Records (and other ways to remember). For bluerosefairy]
( Greatly Exaggerated )

[Giles/Hermione Granger. Harry Potter crossover. R. This job we do (and other dead-ends). For callmesandy]
( Alone at Last )

[Giles/Willow/Xander. Between S2+3. PG. We sing ourselves to sleep now. For flamingnik]
( Unlullable )

[Giles/Willow. S7. R. Magic (only, always). For gvambat]
( The Only Way )

[Giles/Willow/Tara. In a ~handwavy~ S7. NC-17. Momentum (all that keeps us going some days). For scribbling_elf]
( Forget Regret )

[Giles/female. NC-17. Post-S7. Old and kinda gross (Giles sex is not). For noelia_g]
( One More Mistake )

Title: "Three Women Who Never Brushed Hermione's Hair"
Fandom: Harry Potter
Featured Characters: Hermione Granger, Mrs Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Molly Weasley,
Rating: PG
Pairings: Are canonical. Any MM/HG subtext you spot is entirely in your imagination. Yep.
Spoilers: Through the epilogue.
Disclaimer: They belong to Ms Rowling, yeah?
Notes: For lunabee34's Multi-Fandom Female Characters and Their Hair Commentfic Challenge, in which you should all go play, please?
Summary: Habits learned in youth can't be untangled.
Words: 300.

( Mrs Granger had very particular attitudes about brushing )

Title: "Wishing the World into Unbeing"
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
Featured Characters: Drusilla, Darla, Oz, Tara, Faith, Giles, Dawn, Fred.
Spoilers/Timeline: S6/3.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Joss and Mutant Enemy, not me.
Notes: For firstgold in the 2008 apocalyptothon. The prompt was, "The world ends with a whimper."
Summary: A concentration of darkness.
Words: 1000

( tonight, the world enters the last half of its last rotation )

So this time I'm posting the porn battle fics here as I write them, to spare flist-spammage when the fest ends. Also, everyone go play, okay?

Title: "Hot for Teacher (Cold for Student)"
Fandom: Loving Annabelle
Pairing: Annabelle/Simone
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Discussion of BDSM content and a student/teacher relationship. (That is totally canon. Woohoo!)
Notes: For the 6th Porn Battle. Also posted here. The prompt was BDSM.
Disclaimer: Characters and concept by Katherine Brooks. Me, I'm just messing around.
Summary: Sticks and stones (are not the answer).
Wordcount: 667 words

( when Simone falls back into Annabelle's life... )

Title: "What Not To Wear"
Fandom: Private Practice
Pairing: Violet Turner/Naomi Bennett
Rating: R
Notes: For ijemanja in femslash08
Disclaimer: Not mine, never was.
Summary: Violet can, in fact, be good in bed.
Wordcount: ~1000.

( Violet is more precarious than usual when her last client shuffles out )