Ari (creature of dust, child of God) (wisdomeagle) wrote,
Ari (creature of dust, child of God)

shipper bait

Last night killing time before meeting Elizabeth's mom, we ended up browsing the clearance racks outside The Harvard Bookstore (which has an enviable url).

Elizabeth bought porn; I bought Christian Worship, Corporate Worship in the Reformed Tradition and Word & Table: A Basic Pattern of Sunday Worship for United Methodists, which as I said, "is like porn for Aris."


When I got in the other night Elizabeth offered me a spot in the bed and I went, "... I need to crawl over you to be on MY side."

"Oh right. I forgot you had a side." ... "In a gen way."

Later, "Yes, you have a side. Cos, we're not like an old married couple at all."

"We're like an older married couple in that we don't have sex."

"Well, we don't have sex with each other."

"Like an old married couple."

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